Termination by “Mr. Nice Guy”
In the humor publication The Onion a spoof editorial relays an annoying workplace conversation where the question, “Hey you got a second?”, is followed by the worst possible news. Although satire, this piece offers a vivid picture of workplace communication gone bad.
The opinion column recounts a farcical “informal meeting” chock full of insincere undertones. In one excerpt, Katz portrays the obvious irony of a supervisor’s nonchalant attitude:
Hey man, whenever you get a sec—and it’s no biggie—I was hoping you could just pop on over to my office real quick so I can fire you.
Nothing to worry about. Trust me. Just a short little one-on-one session about you being fired. We’ll have a bit of unnecessary and degrading small talk and then I’ll clunkily segue into terminating your position here. I’ll follow up by apologizing like I care and that’ll be that. The whole thing will take a second out of your day. Promise.
Successful companies place a high value on employee contribution and collegial respect. Phrases like “whenever you got a sec” and proposals for a “short little one-on-one session” are an attempt to downplay the impact of interrupting someone else’s work. Claims that you have “nothing to worry about” and should “trust me” are in fact signals to do the opposite! Being cornered into an impromptu meeting or small talk at the office defeats the purpose of business: to manage time and energy efficiently so we can get things done.
Although most organizations do take employee termination more seriously than the made-up story from this comedy newspaper, we have all been subjected to fruitless invasions of our time and heard offhand comments that destroy our morale. Even the simplest of statements (such as “it’s not a big deal, but…”) can rattle an employee’s nerves. Cryptic messages have a polarizing effect that results in an uneasy and potentially counterproductive environment. As examined previously in the article, “That’s Not My Job”, workplace language can change moods, create resentment or bring unwanted stress. Used properly, however, one’s choice of words can also positively impact perspectives. Slaughter Development not only analyzes your company’s existing processes, but also its flow of communication. We believe that how we talk about work is as important as how we complete tasks. Great organizations have satisfied stakeholders, who use positive language to support each other. Find out more about how you communicate and work together. Contact us today to arrange for a consultation.
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